Dear Average/Tall Males of the World,
Let's discuss that you should start liking short girls. I get that you probably will have less awkward looking wedding photos with taller girls, but think of your future children. Give the short girls a chance to have at least average heighted babies. I mean, honestly, tall people reproducing with other tall people keeps all the tall genes away from those of us without them. If tall guys continue along this path of having a thing for the tall girls, as time approaches infinity, all the people in this world will either be really tall or really short. We will lose the average heighted people all together!! Tall males (especially good looking ones), do you want this to happen?? Are you trying to stunt the growth of my future babies?? (While that last question was a bit of an exaggeration, it is really not fair to 1. be short, 2. not be taken seriously because of being short, and 3. have to, everyday, watch tall girls get everything in life.) Therefore, if you're a male who is 5'10" or taller, next time you decide to start liking/dating/whatever a girl, please make sure she's on the short side (and I mean shorter than 5'4"). Your future average/tall heighted children will thank you later :)
Sincerely,
Me
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