Let's discuss "Confessions" pages for a minute...
Someone at my school started one of these Facebook pages where students can anonymously post a secret and share it with the community. Sounds awesome, right? WRONG. It is dumb. Seriously, if I have to read about another massive shit someone has taken in an academic building or another random place people have had sex, I am going to lose it. This is insanity. Seriously, though, insanity. Want to know why I really am having trouble with this page? Because I really believe that I could solve 90% of the problems in less than 60 seconds.
Case in point:
My personal favorite posts are the "I'm actually a nice guy. People just think I'm a douche because I act like a dick and dress like a frat bro" posts. Hmmmm... let me think... maybe people think you're a dick because you are being one! Your secret should not be that you are actually nice. That's not a secret! If you're a douche bag, you're a douche bag, and you will be considered one until you stop acting like one. There. Bam! Problem solved.
Another common problem (which I suspect is one common to college campuses) is the "People think I'm a slut because I hook up with lots of guys at parties and often make the walk of shame, but I'm not a slut." Well, all I have to say is, "If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a friggin duck... I'm going to call it a duck." Basically, stop being a slut and people won't think you are one. If it doesn't bother you, then go ahead, just don't catch anything. But yeah, if you act like a slut, I'm going to judge you. Just as being the slut is your right, judging you is mine. But I didn't judge you until you made that dumb-ass post.
I get that it's supposed to be a cathartic experience, and I agree that if it was like PostSecret, it would be awesome. The problem is that it's not like PostSecret. People have turned it into complaining about problems that could easily be solved. Ugh... this is ridiculous.
...end rant.
Friday, April 12, 2013
Monday, July 16, 2012
Height in Houston
Let's discuss my ignorance for a bit, shall we?? I was totally unaware that people don't really notice height when they first meet someone unless they are either really short or really tall. It is just me. I notice everyone's height. In fact, I am pretty good at telling how tall someone is by just looking at him or her. Within one inch usually; I should work for those carnivals. Seriously though, I didn't know that it is not a major focus for some people. Again, only me.
My roommates and I always joke around about what our "types" are. Mine happens to be "Tall, Asshole." Basically, if he's taller than 5'10" and is an asshole, I like him. All kidding aside, this is basically my life.
But it seems that the truth is that nobody notices how tall other people are unless they are at an extreme. CRAZY!! Who would have known?!?! This is mildly comforting, as I now realize that I make it a million times worse than it would be if I wasn't so self-conscious. Brilliant!
My roommates and I always joke around about what our "types" are. Mine happens to be "Tall, Asshole." Basically, if he's taller than 5'10" and is an asshole, I like him. All kidding aside, this is basically my life.
But it seems that the truth is that nobody notices how tall other people are unless they are at an extreme. CRAZY!! Who would have known?!?! This is mildly comforting, as I now realize that I make it a million times worse than it would be if I wasn't so self-conscious. Brilliant!
Monday, May 28, 2012
Recently, I moved to Houston for the summer. Now, I know what you're thinking, so to answer:
No, I am not prepared for the summer's heat and humidity.
No, I haven't ever really been to Texas.
Yes, I am excited to be here and go someplace new.
No, I don't have any family who lives here.
No, you can't set me up with someone you know who is also in Houston. (Well, that's not totally true. I could be persuaded otherwise...)
So far, I've had quite the adventure. I have worked for a week, and am excited to really get started on my projects. My roommates are really nice, and we have gotten along well. But as my first real weekend here comes to a close, I wanted to reflect on my experiences here.
For starters, Texans are extremely nice people. Many of them could literally talk to a stranger for an hour. All in all, I have definitely seen some stereotypical texans, and I have enjoyed meeting every one. I have also met some individuals that I wouldn't necessarily place in Texas. Apparently, if this weekend was any indication of the state, there is a large bro population. This makes sense, because bros grow into men who make beer can houses. The Beer Can House was really cool! It was a great visit :)
I look forward to more great weekends here!
No, I am not prepared for the summer's heat and humidity.
No, I haven't ever really been to Texas.
Yes, I am excited to be here and go someplace new.
No, I don't have any family who lives here.
No, you can't set me up with someone you know who is also in Houston. (Well, that's not totally true. I could be persuaded otherwise...)
So far, I've had quite the adventure. I have worked for a week, and am excited to really get started on my projects. My roommates are really nice, and we have gotten along well. But as my first real weekend here comes to a close, I wanted to reflect on my experiences here.
For starters, Texans are extremely nice people. Many of them could literally talk to a stranger for an hour. All in all, I have definitely seen some stereotypical texans, and I have enjoyed meeting every one. I have also met some individuals that I wouldn't necessarily place in Texas. Apparently, if this weekend was any indication of the state, there is a large bro population. This makes sense, because bros grow into men who make beer can houses. The Beer Can House was really cool! It was a great visit :)
I look forward to more great weekends here!
Monday, April 23, 2012
Newly Obsessed
Let's discuss my new obsession: The Wanted.
It's a mild problem how much I appreciate/love their music (and them). Actually, the real problem is that I've managed to blend my obsession with them and my obsession with height such that I know all their heights....
Currently, I am at a tournament for speech and debate (forensics), and my teammate and I are rooming together, which has been a great experience because not only is she awesome, but I introduced her to the wonders of The Wanted! Every morning we celebrate our love for the British/Irish boy band by singing "Glad You Came" in the speech van as a warm up :)
Here's their youtube channel. If you haven't heard them, you really should.
Honestly, listen to everything by them that you can, not just "Glad You Came"; there is a reason I claim to be obsessed! Other than the fact that they're adorable, they're pretty talented, which is a breath of fresh air for the music industry. They definitely get my vote over One Direction--which, don't get me wrong, is talented--but One Direction is too young, and their sound is too stereotypically "boy band." Siva, Tom, Jay, Max, and Nathan have a catchy boy band feel with a sound that might not normally be attached to a boy band.
I like 'em a lot.
It's a mild problem how much I appreciate/love their music (and them). Actually, the real problem is that I've managed to blend my obsession with them and my obsession with height such that I know all their heights....
Currently, I am at a tournament for speech and debate (forensics), and my teammate and I are rooming together, which has been a great experience because not only is she awesome, but I introduced her to the wonders of The Wanted! Every morning we celebrate our love for the British/Irish boy band by singing "Glad You Came" in the speech van as a warm up :)
Here's their youtube channel. If you haven't heard them, you really should.
Honestly, listen to everything by them that you can, not just "Glad You Came"; there is a reason I claim to be obsessed! Other than the fact that they're adorable, they're pretty talented, which is a breath of fresh air for the music industry. They definitely get my vote over One Direction--which, don't get me wrong, is talented--but One Direction is too young, and their sound is too stereotypically "boy band." Siva, Tom, Jay, Max, and Nathan have a catchy boy band feel with a sound that might not normally be attached to a boy band.
I like 'em a lot.
Monday, March 19, 2012
Friday, February 17, 2012
A Little After Valentine's Day
Alright...Well, I suppose I never noticed this as much before, but it makes sense because facebook is so prevalent in my generation. But really people, is it necessary to put your entire love life on facebook?? I'm pretty sure Valentine's Day on facebook is comprised of 2 types of posts: the "Don't you wish you were me?" and the "Don't you feel sorry for me?/ How about you shower me with compliments?"
The first--Don't you wish you were me?--probably makes me the sickest. Is there a reason to post pictures of flowers that your boyfriend sent you?? Answer: NO, it's not. He's not original, especially when everyone else and their mother is posting pics of their flowers. I truly don't understand. I'm so happy for you that your boyfriend knows you so well/ is the greatest bf ever/ etc. Honestly, I'm happy for you, but posting pictures of the Walgreen's teddy bear or box of chocolates is just annoying. You're not unique--lots of people get food on Valentine's day...and your boyfriend is probably doing it because he 1. feels pressured by society to get you something, 2. is trying to get in your pants, or 3. both.
The second--Don't you feel sorry for me?/ How about you shower me with compliments?--is not only annoying, but sad. If I read another "Single's Awareness Day" status, I'm going to flip a disc. The most annoying...ugh. You need more than facebook comments if you aren't aware of yourself all other days of the year. And, why must you insist on using this day to spam my newsfeed with your saga about how no boys love you/ you're all alone/ this is the 20th year without a valentine/ etc??? UNNECESSARY. If you're feeling insecure, you should talk to someone in person, not rely on facebook to solve your problems.
This is why I'm proposing we don't respond to either type of message when we see them. We should let people know how great they are all year long! If we tell people when we like something about them, they will not have to fish for compliments on Valentine's day. And then, I won't have to be so annoyed :)
BAM!!! Problem solved.
The first--Don't you wish you were me?--probably makes me the sickest. Is there a reason to post pictures of flowers that your boyfriend sent you?? Answer: NO, it's not. He's not original, especially when everyone else and their mother is posting pics of their flowers. I truly don't understand. I'm so happy for you that your boyfriend knows you so well/ is the greatest bf ever/ etc. Honestly, I'm happy for you, but posting pictures of the Walgreen's teddy bear or box of chocolates is just annoying. You're not unique--lots of people get food on Valentine's day...and your boyfriend is probably doing it because he 1. feels pressured by society to get you something, 2. is trying to get in your pants, or 3. both.
The second--Don't you feel sorry for me?/ How about you shower me with compliments?--is not only annoying, but sad. If I read another "Single's Awareness Day" status, I'm going to flip a disc. The most annoying...ugh. You need more than facebook comments if you aren't aware of yourself all other days of the year. And, why must you insist on using this day to spam my newsfeed with your saga about how no boys love you/ you're all alone/ this is the 20th year without a valentine/ etc??? UNNECESSARY. If you're feeling insecure, you should talk to someone in person, not rely on facebook to solve your problems.
This is why I'm proposing we don't respond to either type of message when we see them. We should let people know how great they are all year long! If we tell people when we like something about them, they will not have to fish for compliments on Valentine's day. And then, I won't have to be so annoyed :)
BAM!!! Problem solved.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Dear World's Average Height/Tall Guys,
Dear Average/Tall Males of the World,
Let's discuss that you should start liking short girls. I get that you probably will have less awkward looking wedding photos with taller girls, but think of your future children. Give the short girls a chance to have at least average heighted babies. I mean, honestly, tall people reproducing with other tall people keeps all the tall genes away from those of us without them. If tall guys continue along this path of having a thing for the tall girls, as time approaches infinity, all the people in this world will either be really tall or really short. We will lose the average heighted people all together!! Tall males (especially good looking ones), do you want this to happen?? Are you trying to stunt the growth of my future babies?? (While that last question was a bit of an exaggeration, it is really not fair to 1. be short, 2. not be taken seriously because of being short, and 3. have to, everyday, watch tall girls get everything in life.) Therefore, if you're a male who is 5'10" or taller, next time you decide to start liking/dating/whatever a girl, please make sure she's on the short side (and I mean shorter than 5'4"). Your future average/tall heighted children will thank you later :)
Sincerely,
Me
Let's discuss that you should start liking short girls. I get that you probably will have less awkward looking wedding photos with taller girls, but think of your future children. Give the short girls a chance to have at least average heighted babies. I mean, honestly, tall people reproducing with other tall people keeps all the tall genes away from those of us without them. If tall guys continue along this path of having a thing for the tall girls, as time approaches infinity, all the people in this world will either be really tall or really short. We will lose the average heighted people all together!! Tall males (especially good looking ones), do you want this to happen?? Are you trying to stunt the growth of my future babies?? (While that last question was a bit of an exaggeration, it is really not fair to 1. be short, 2. not be taken seriously because of being short, and 3. have to, everyday, watch tall girls get everything in life.) Therefore, if you're a male who is 5'10" or taller, next time you decide to start liking/dating/whatever a girl, please make sure she's on the short side (and I mean shorter than 5'4"). Your future average/tall heighted children will thank you later :)
Sincerely,
Me
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